The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Y’all some creative motherfuckers
that is a very fluffy baby deer it is so fluffy i almost did not know what it was i am gonna cry
i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
we have bagged milk…?
Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…
Oh my gosh cuties
Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
the REAL disappointing part about high school is that there arent playgrounds with swings at high school
that and nap time goes from being encouraged to being highly frown upon smh
its ok naptime comes back in college
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote