i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
sam fucking knows.
SAM. FUCKING. KNOWS.
"I loved them before they got popular"
i just saw this guy at the bus stop take out his earphones from his pocket and they were all tangled and he sighed deeply and i really feel him on an emotional level
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
this is the best rape argument i have ever heard